In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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