I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I see more hoeing in ur future
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