I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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