ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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