Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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