Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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