I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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