Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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