WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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