I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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