If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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