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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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