I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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