YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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