I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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