He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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