i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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