we're blogging at a bar
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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