Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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