i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I didn't notice because vodka
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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