Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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