While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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