whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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