Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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