: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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