i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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