those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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