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You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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