My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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