Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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