I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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