he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
