i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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