i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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