Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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