This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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