So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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