Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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