So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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