I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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