Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Blood and glitter go together right?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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