i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
