Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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