i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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