More tranny stories later!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sext me about skeletons
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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