She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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