laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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