you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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