if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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