Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
no, he came in my armpit
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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