Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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