So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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