YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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