In America we eat man semen.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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