Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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